Wrong Side Of Heaven, Righteous Side Of Hell

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vagabond-smoker

blackroselovesyou asked:

Send 🚪 for our muses to get stuck in an elevator together

vagabond-smoker answered:

//OMG HI BABE I MISSED YOU~

They expected mild issues but nothing like this. Lightning pounded the building and rattled the walls and ground of the structure. The storm was relentless. Even though they were incased in layers of metal and walls, Maximus could the the thunder crash outside. The man sighed as the elevator shuttered to a stop. Dammit. The lights cut and began a eerie but useful drone of red light. The blonde looked down and the woman next to him, meeting her eyes when the light gave him the chance to.

“I think we might be here a few hours Doctor.” He huffed. At he was trapped here with her… he didn’t say those thoughts though.

blackroselovesyou

When was the last time someone other than herself had touched her like this… it was before well, everything really. And even then, her knowledge she had gained from becoming a doctor and water cooler conversations didn’t actually change the fact that she had never been all the way with another partner. Her nights under the covers fantasizing about Maximus someone else’s hands bringing her pleasure instead of her own didn’t even begin to compare.

A sharp gasp left her lips when the soldier ripped away her undergarment. Despite the heat in the box they were trapped in chill bumps raced across her skin but that didn’t stop her from moaning and arching into his rough touch. “Fuck….” Him being assertive with her body felt so good it made her head spin.

“Since you asked so nicely…” a smirk crossed her lips while nimble fingers of her left hand laced into his hair at the nape of his neck. “Let me see you on your knees for me.” The doctor told him breathlessly while helping guiding him to the floor. “But first…” even on his knees Maximus was an intimidating man, but it made his want to please her even more exhilarating. “You’re wearing too many clothes.”

Releasing his hair her hands slipped down his neck to the collar of his shirt. Pulling the fabric over his head Trouble couldn’t resist pressing it against her nose just for a moment while looking down at him. “You smell so good.” She mumbled into his shirt before dropping it and exposing herself to him once more. “But after this I want you to smell like me.”

vagabond-smoker

Her compliment made the man burst into a short bout of laughter. Hours before the storm began, he was carrying massive sheets of wood and helping board up different weak windows. Labor was the next thing he was best at- and while the sweat had longed dried he didn’t think he exactly smelled “good”. Her compliment was endearing and Maximus enjoyed how she looked at him.

“That will be arranged.” He agreed, his pants rustling as he finally pulled his belt completely free. Now that has chest was exposed, Allikay could see the extent of scarring around his lower stomach. Also he had a happy trail that traveled down his lower abs and disappeared under his boxers.

He was admittedly looking forward to the view from his knees. Thanks to his stature he still had to crouch a little to be level with what he was after. He continued to tug on the waist band of her work pants until they were pooling at her ankles. All that was left were her boots and underwear. He was in heaven, watching his doctor face beet red and exposed.

“Stay still,” He growled lowly, distractedly. For all his professionalism and kindness, it made a great mask for his true nature. That he was a pervert. A recovering feral man. He wanted to mate.

Maximus held her hips in place as he lowered his face into his prize. He only had the patience to nose her panties out of the way before taking her clit into his mouth.

blackroselovesyou

Various healed scars littered the doctor’s pale skin here and there as more and more of her body was exposed. It was to not rip her own clothes off to simply skip to the good part. It felt like the anticipation was killing her while all at the same time Trouble couldn’t help but crave it more.

Nimble hands found golden locks once more as Maximus continued to remove her clothes. Her light blue scrubs revealed a simple pair of black panties and when he nosed them out of the way he may have even noticed just a simple short trimmed patch of back hair underneath.

The feeling of his mouth against her was almost indescribable. A gasp of shock exited her body as lighting danced across her skin leaving a trail of goose bumps. Her fingers tightened in his hair, encouraging him all while Allikay did her best to keep her breathing even. Even at her most desperate she was always one to follow directions, doing her best to keep herself still and ripe for the taking.

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androidboy

i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

androidboy

im gonna CRY at a crosswalk these two older tough lookin dudes were waitin and one looks back at me and gives me a long unreadable look and i was in the bad part of the city so i was like ah. shit. but then he looked away and reached out to hold the other guys hand. i love bein queer so much i can’t handle this

soulprompts
soulprompts

REASONS TO CARRY SOMEONE. ( A PROMPT LIST! )

listen, i'm back home now, i'm thinking about things, and i saw the maxton hall gifset floating around and i was like. yk what. carrying people is elite content, and gdi y'all deserve elite content! as always, DO NOT ADD OR EDIT THIS LIST! and there's a lil spicy addition under the readmore, but i left it there just in case people prefer to have a not-so-spicy version.

  • [ SLUMBER ]: sender picks up and carries the receiver because they're so sound asleep that they won't easily wake up.
  • [ INTERCEPT ]: sender picks up and carries the receiver out of the room because they're angry and on the brink of engaging in a fight with someone.
  • [ ASSIST ]: sender picks up and carries the receiver away for medical attention because they've been injured and can't walk easily.
  • [ HELP ]: sender picks up and carries the badly wounded receiver as fast as possible to the nearest hospital or the nearest place to administer urgent first-aid.
  • [ ELATION ]: sender scoops up the receiver and carries them away after a mutual victory, or having just received very good news (or maybe they're both just very happy for some reason!)
  • [ HOME ]: sender picks up the receiver to carry them over the threshold of their new home.
  • [ AID ]: sender finds the receiver too weak to move, and scoops them up to carry them to get some help.
  • [ UP ]: sender finds the receiver and picks them up to carry them a distance after learning they're unable to get up.
  • [ BAREFOOT ]: the sender picks up the receiver and carries them inside because they're not wearing any shoes.
  • [ WEARY ]: sender notices the receiver about to fall asleep during a task, and picks them up to carry them to bed so that they can actually sleep properly for once.
  • [ TWIRL ]: sender catches the receiver in their arms and spins them in a neat twirl just because they want to.
  • [ HERO ]: sender notices the receiver about to fall from a height, and manages to intervene just in time, catching them before they get hurt.
  • [ FLASH ]: the sender and receiver are part of a photoshoot, and in order to finish the last of the photos, the sender scoops up the receiver in their arms for the final pose.
  • [ TRAIN ]: during a training session (for a fight or a performance, dealer's choice!) the sender ends up holding the receiver in their arms during their session together.
  • [ URGENCY ]: sender carries the receiver away from danger after the receiver is revealed to be unable to move, either due to panic or injury.
  • [ OUT ]: sender grabs the receiver and lifts them into their arms after noticing them swaying and beginning to lose consciousness.
  • [ SCREAM ]: sender spots the receiver in a terrified or considerably panicked state, and picks them up to carry them to a less terrifying place to calm down.
  • [ LAZY ]: sender concedes to receiver's requests for a piggy-back ride home because they don't want to walk anymore, and carries them the rest of the distance home.
  • [ CAREFUL ]: sender gently lifts the receiver out of their seat and carries them carefully to bed after noticing they fell asleep and not wanting to waken them.
  • [ HASTE ]: in urgent need of getting to safety as fast as possible, the sender scoops up the receiver and starts running because it's quicker and easier to just carry them than expect them to keep pace.

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odditycollector
odditycollector

Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?

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only-tiktoks

sypon

I didn’t see this link in the reblogs but I love Mercury and she has a book out called “Safe & Sound: A Renter-Friendly Guide to Home Repair”. She is one of those beautiful souls who love to teach people new skills with compassion and joy, instead of putting down others for not having knowledge about (what others may consider basic home repairs and DIY.

rosslynpaladin

I love this lady. She's like a friendly big sister here to show you how to do stuff.