Wrong Side Of Heaven, Righteous Side Of Hell

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ohisms

𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑳𝒀 .   (   a  collection  of  usfw  prompts  taken  from  some  tags  used  on  ao3 .  mature  themes  are  obviously  present ,   add  “ + reverse ”  to  reverse  roles .  )

﹟wet dream﹕  receiver  has  a  wet  dream  about  sender .
﹟rough sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  rough  sex .
﹟fight sex﹕  a  fight  between  sender  &  receiver  turns  into  sex .
﹟shower sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  sex  in  the  shower .
﹟oral sex﹕  sender  goes  down  on  receiver .
﹟pillow talk﹕  receiver  dirty  talks  to  sender .
﹟possessive sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  heated  sex  after  one  was  jealous .
﹟praise kink﹕  receiver  indulges  sender’s  praise  kink .
﹟office sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  sex  in  an  office  setting .
﹟sloppy makeouts﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  a  heavy  makeout  session .
﹟coming in pants﹕  sender  causes  receiver  to  come  in  their  clothes .
﹟secret relationship﹕  sender  &  receiver  sneak  around  to  have  sex .
﹟lingerie﹕  sender  wears  lingerie  for  receiver .
﹟hair - pulling﹕  sender  pulls  receiver’s  hair  during  sex .
﹟aftercare﹕  sender  provides  aftercare  to  receiver  following  sex .
﹟dry humping﹕  sender  ruts  against  receiver  while  dressed .
﹟revenge sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  sex  to  get  back  at  someone .
﹟fluff and smut﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  fluffy  domestic  sex  .
﹟sexual roleplay﹕  sender  &  receiver  play  out  a  scenario  in  the  bedroom .
﹟casual sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  casual ,  no - strings  sex  .
﹟hate sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  heated  hate  sex .
﹟resolved sexual tension﹕ s ender  kisses  receiver  to  break  the  sexual  tension .
﹟ light bondage﹕  sender  restrains  receiver’s  hands  during  intimacy .
﹟vibrators﹕  sender  stimulates  receiver  with  a  vibrating  toy .
﹟stripping﹕  sender  sensually  undresses  for  the  receiver .
﹟body worship﹕  sender  worships  the  receiver  sexually .
﹟temperature play﹕  sender  &  receiver  bring  ice  into  the  bedroom .
﹟ biting﹕  sender  bites  receiver  intimately  during  sex .
﹟bath sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  take  an  intimate  bath  together .
﹟finger sucking﹕  sender  puts  their  fingers  to  receiver's  lips  during  sex .
﹟edgeplay﹕  sender  tells  receiver  not  to  come  until  they’re  allowed .
﹟mirror sex﹕  sender  &  receiver  have  sex  in  front  of  a  mirror .
﹟  pet names﹕  sender  uses  a  sweet  name  for  receiver  during  sex .

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astrronomemes

BAD SITUATIONS: STARTERS

a collection of prompts for bad situations that two muses might find themselves in together, ranging from minor inconveniences to life-or-death scenarios. change & alter as needed.

  • Send 🌧️ for our muses to get caught in the rain together
  • Send 🪢 for our muses to be handcuffed together without the key
  • Send 🏆 for our muses to compete against each other in a competition or contest
  • Send 💡 for our muses to wait out a power outage together
  • Send ✈️ for our muses to wait for a delayed flight together
  • Send 🚗 for our muses to get stuck on the side of the road together when the car breaks down
  • Send 🔒 for our muses to get locked in a closet together
  • Send 🔑 for our muses to get locked out of the house / car together
  • Send 🚪 for our muses to get stuck in an elevator together
  • Send 🌳 for our muses to get lost in the woods together
    Send 🐺 for our muses to face down a wild animal together
  • Send 😱 for our muses to be forced to face their greatest fears together
  • Send ⛵ for our muses to be shipwrecked together
  • Send 🔐 for our muses to be captured / imprisoned together
  • Send ⚔️ for our muses to be forced into a fight to the death
  • Send 🧳 for our muses to get stranded in a different country together
  • Send 🚁 for our muses to go on the run from the law together
  • Send 🏝️ for our muses to get stranded on a desert island together
  • Send 🏠 for our muses to get trapped in a haunted house together
  • Send 🗡️ for our muses to get attacked by a third party
  • Send ❄️ for our muses to get trapped outside in a blizzard / snowstorm together
  • Send 🔥 for our muses to be trapped in a burning building together
  • Send 🚀 for our muses to be stuck in outer space together
  • Send ✨ for our muses to be stranded on a different planet together
  • Send 🌐 for our muses to be stranded in a parallel universe together
betweenthesinnersandthesaints

Romancing Mister Bridgerton Sentence Starters

jojosmemes

Quotes taken from the novel Romancing Mister Bridgerton by Julia Quinn

  • “And I am certainly not going to marry ________!”
  • “Eventually, she’ll make a mistake. She has to. She’s only human.”
  • “A milder expletive than had crossed my mind.”
  • “You’ve always been cheeky, did you know that?”
  • “As far as naughty things go, this one is fairly mild.”
  • “I’ve always liked her. More brains than the rest of her family put together.”
  • “I fear it will never be my destiny to be a dark, brooding hero.”
  • “Isn’t it nice to discover that we’re not exactly what we thought we were?”
  • “This attitude may explain why you are as yet unmarried.”
  • “If I’d known you were coming, I would have doubled the food.”
  • “Why do you have to make it so difficult to apologize?”
  • “It’s always interesting to find out that there is more to someone than meets the eye, don’t you think?”
  • “If you want a new direction for your life, then for heaven’s sake, just pick something out and do it.”
  • “I would like to apologize for being such a whiny little brat.”
  • “Once a rumor is started, the damage is done. It develops a life of it’s own.”
  • “I don’t want to die without ever having been kissed.”
  • “A kiss is for two people.”
  • “You’re not fine. You look as if you’ve been to the dentist.”
  • “People are like fine wines. If they start off good, they only get better with age.”
  • “For the love of God, girl, don’t look! He’ll know you’re interested.”
  • “By the time I’m done, prayer is the only thing that is going to save you!”
  • “I couldn’t let her be me.”
  • “I just stood and listened, and no one noticed.”
  • “I thought you believed in me, that you saw beyond the ugly duckling.”
  • “I’ll torment you until you tell me.”
  • “For God’s sake, ________, are you going to marry me or not?”
  • “I shall arrange for a ladder, so that you might climb to her room and steal her away.”
  • “But you’re my mess.”
  • “No one knows but you, and you’re so ashamed of me, I can’t bear it.”
  • “Are you trying to get away or come closer?”
  • “You know I would never say the words if I didn’t mean them.”
  • “I just need you to trust me.”
  • “They were never my dreams until I met you.”
  • “I love you. I adore you, I worship the ground you walk upon.”
  • “Happy endings are all I can do, I wouldn’t know how to write anything else.”
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parotcardsroxy

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

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“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

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“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

baronfulmen

I hadn’t seen the second one.  You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be.  He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered.  He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything.  Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight.  Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

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Man has gotten the bus home (car crushed by giant crab) to find more sea creatures on his property

Is this targeted? What will this do to his insurance premiums?

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softer prompts

leneemusing

“  i’m not going anywhere.  ”
“  you make me feel safe.  ”  
“  i think i might be in love with you.  ”
“  i just like seeing you happy.  ”
“  just let me take care of you.  ”
“  you’re my family.  ”
“  i can stay, if you want.  ”
“  you make me feel alive.  ”
“  you’re captivating.  ”
“  i want you to know i’ll always be here for you. whatever you need.  ”
“  you don’t have to tell me anything, we can just sit here.  ”
“  i trust you. more than anyone else.  ”
“  you have a beautiful soul.  ”
“  i feel like i could watch you all day. everything you do has a touch of magic to it.  ”
“  i hope i see you in my dreams.  ”
“  do you trust me?  ”
“  you don’t ever have to pretend. not with me. not ever.  ”
“  i love you, every part of you. even the parts you don’t like.  ”
“  you make everything a little easier.  ”
“  will you just…hold me? please.  ”
“  just tell me everything’s gonna be okay.  ”
“  you’re enough. you’re more than enough.  ”
“  you have my heart in your hands. be gentle with it.  ”
“  i wanna be the one you go to. the first one you tell when there’s something good. the shoulder to cry on when it’s bad. and every mundane thing in between. i want to share it all with you.  ”
“  i have faith in you.  ”
“  i’ve never met anyone quite like you.  ”
“  knowing you is like…coming home. like i’ve finally found something that’s been missing all this time.  ”
“  every hard thing in my life feels worth it. it all led me to you.  ”
“  i feel like i could endure anything as long as i have you to come home to.  ”
“  i can tell something’s bothering you.  ”
“  what can i do to help?  ”
“  come on. let’s get out of here.  ”
“  i’m taking you somewhere special.  ”
“  where are you taking me?  ”
“  i don’t need grand gestures or declarations of love. i just need you. all of you.  ”
“  you make me feel like i’m worthy.  ”
“  you deserve good things.  ”
“  i want to be your home.  ”
“  loving you is like something holy.  ”
“  i made you something.  ”
“  come back to bed.  ”
“  stay the night with me.  ”
“  are you sure you’re okay?  ”
“   you wanna talk about it?  ”
“  did you wanna tell me something?  ” 
“  you’ll always have me.  ”
“  i’m proud of you.  ”  
“  i need you.  ”
“  thank you. for always being there for me.  ”
“  don’t ever let anyone make you doubt your worth.  ”
“  i’m not leaving you. not ever.  ”  
“  you have kind eyes.  ”  
“  sleep, my love. i’ll keep the nightmares away.  ”  
“  there’s so much light in you.  ”
“  i want you here.  ”  

ACTIONS: 

❀ for a forehead kiss
✦ for our muses to hold hands
❉ for one muse to nap against the other
✱ for one muse to surprise the other
✸ for our muses to cuddle 
❄ for our muses to enjoy the first snow of winter 
♛ for my muse to teach yours something new
☂ for our muses to stargaze 
♡ for one muse to wake the other with breakfast in bed
♤ for a kiss on the palm
☁ for our muses to get caught in the rain without an umbrella
☀ for one muse to surprise the other with a home-cooked meal 
☾ for one muse to hug the other without explanation 
♞ for one muse to give the other a massage 
✞ for one muse to give the other flowers
✔ for one muse to caress the other’s face
✚ for our muses to shower/bathe together 
＄for one muse to catch the other staring lovingly 

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musingmemes

hospital themed starters

  • “ stop messing with your IV. ”
  • “ hey there - you gave me quite a scare. ”
  • “ this IV itches. ”
  • “ i think my nurse is trying to kill me. ”
  • “ i don’t want to have another surgery. ”
  • “ i’m tired of laying here in this stupid bed. ”
  • “ this medicine makes me feel so out of it. ”
  • “ i just want to go home. ”
  • “ i’m not leaving this room. ”
  • “ i feel so tired all the time. ”
  • “ i’m pretty sure this place is haunted. ”
  • “ i keep telling them i’m fine. i can go home! ”
  • “ you’re not fine. you need to rest. ”
  • “ it’s just a few more days, then i’ll take you home. ”
  • “ will you stop playing with the bed settings? ”
  • “ they said i might need another surgery. ”
  • “ the doctor said it could be worse. ”
  • “ the doctors are still running some tests. ”
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astrronomemes

ALADDIN: THE RETURN OF JAFAR

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the Disney film Aladdin: The Return of Jafar. change & alter as needed.

  • “I’ve got sand in places I didn’t even know I had.”
  • “You know something? You’re nothing without me.”
  • “I’ll be running this town inside a week.”
  • “Am I in trouble?”
  • “You may want to change before dinner, though.”
  • “I’m stuck on the outside looking in.”
  • “All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!”
  • “[Name], help! They’re after me!”
  • “You owe me, pal. I saved your life.”
  • “Are you kidding? He hates me!”
  • “First chance we get, let’s slice him in half.”
  • “I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind.”
  • “Your wish is my command.”
  • “After all, there are things so much worse than death.”
  • “You don’t see this guy hanging out with any evil parrots.”
  • “It’s payback time, [name]!”
  • “I think it just got worse.”
  • “This isn’t cheering you up, is it?”
  • “That’s the problem with doing the right thing: sometimes, you do it by yourself.”
  • “Conscience? Never had one. Never.”
  • “Aha! You do have a heart! An itty-bitty one, but it is there.”
  • “Would it kill you to do something nice for him?”
  • “I don’t do ‘nice’. I don’t do ‘fun’, either. And I definitely don’t do mushy stuff!”
  • “That takes care of the peanut gallery.”
  • “If you need me, I’ll be lazing about in the lap of luxury.”
  • “Being one of the good guys has its advantages.”
  • “Friend? ‘Friend’ is such a strong word. He’s more like an acquaintance.”
  • “You know, I don’t think I’m the guy for this job.”
  • “We’re all one big family now.”
  • “I was wrong about you.”
  • “It doesn’t get any better than this.”
  • “You’d be surprised what you can live through.”
  • “Come, [name], we have other lives to ruin.”
  • “Traitor is such a strong word.”
  • “I found this in your room.”
  • “You’re in my hands now.”
  • “I really think you’re making too big a deal out of this.”
  • “You set me up!”
  • “Hey, I did my good deed! I don’t owe you a thing!”
  • “The more pressing question is, how will you stay alive if you don’t?”
  • “Good help is so hard to find these days.”
  • “[Name], the boy’s talking crazy talk. Don’t listen.”
  • “Look, personally, I’m with you, kid, but let’s take it one step at a time.”
  • “Okay! That’s it! The madness is spreading!”
  • “Why do I keep getting hooked up with these warped people?”